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/ A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)                   \
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| -- by Charles Dickens                           |
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| A man in love with a girl who loves another man |
| who looks just                                  |
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| like him has his head chopped off in France     |
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| lady who knits.                                 |
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| Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)                   |
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| -- by Fyodor Dostoevski                         |
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| A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but |
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| feels guilty and apologizes.                    |
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| The Odyssey LITE(tm)                            |
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| -- by Homer                                     |
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| After working late, a valiant warrior gets lost |
\ on his way home.                                /
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