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/ A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)                   \
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| -- by Charles Dickens                           |
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| A lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is    |
| executed in his place.                          |
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| The Metamorphosis LITE(tm)                      |
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| -- by Franz Kafka                               |
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| A man turns into a bug and his family gets      |
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| Lord of the Rings LITE(tm)                      |
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| -- by J. R. R. Tolkien                          |
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| Some guys take a long vacation to throw a ring  |
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| Hamlet LITE(tm)                                 |
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| -- by Wm. Shakespeare                           |
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| A college student on vacation with family       |
| problems, a screwy                              |
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\ girl-friend and a mother who won't act her age. /
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