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/ Q: How many gradual (sorry, that's supposed to be \
| "graduate") students                              |
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| does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "I'm    |
| afraid we don't know, but make my stipend         |
| tax-free, give my                                 |
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| advisor a $30,000 grant of the taxpayer's money,  |
| and I'm sure he                                   |
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| can tell me how to do the gruntwork for him so he |
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| credit for answering this incredibly vital        |
\ question."                                        /
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