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/ The countdown had stalled at 'T' minus 69 seconds \
| when Desiree, the first female ape to go up in |
| space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick, |
| rubbery lips unmistakably -- the first of many |
| such advances during what would prove to be the |
| longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my |
| career. |
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| -- Winning sentence, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton bad |
\ fiction contest. /
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