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/ Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does \
| it take to change a |
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| light bulb? A: Seven. Scotty has to report to |
| Captain Kirk that the light bulb in |
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| the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which |
| point Kirk will send |
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| Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll |
| immediately claim |
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| that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, |
| after checking |
| |
| around, realizes that they have no more new light |
| bulbs, and complains |
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| that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make |
| an emergency stop at |
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| the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to |
| procure a light bulb |
| |
| from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to |
| be hiding something. |
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| Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt |
| security officers |
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| beam down to the planet, where the two security |
| officers are promply |
| |
| killed by the natives, and the rest of the |
| landing party is captured. |
| |
| As something begins to develop between the |
| Captain and Yeoman Rand, |
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| Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon |
| destroyer and must |
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| warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he |
| cripples the Klingon |
| |
| and races back to the planet in order to rescue |
| Kirk et. al. who have |
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| just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, |
| as a reward, been |
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| given all light bulbs they can carry. The new |
| bulb is then inserted |
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| and the Enterprise continues on its five year |
\ mission. /
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