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/ Q: What's the contour integral around Western   \
| Europe? A: Zero, because all the Poles are in   |
| Eastern Europe!                                 |
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| Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in     |
| Western Europe, but they                        |
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| are removable!                                  |
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| Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was  |
| asked by his                                    |
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| very religious colleague: Do you believe in one |
| God? A: Yes, up to isomorphism!                 |
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| Q: What is a compact city? A: It's a city that  |
| can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted    |
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| policemen!                                      |
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\ -- Peter Lax                                    /
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