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/ Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in \
| a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw in the light  |
| bulb and four to share the                        |
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| experience. (Actually, Californians don't screw   |
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| light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.)             |
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| Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a |
| light bulb? A: Three. One to screw in the light   |
| bulb and two to fend off all                      |
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| those Californians trying to share the            |
\ experience.                                       /
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