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/ Delores breezed along the surface of her life     \
| like a flat stone forever skipping along smooth   |
| water, rippling reality sporadically but          |
| oblivious to it consistently, until she finally   |
| lost momentum, sank, and due to an overdose of    |
| flouride as a child which caused her to suffer    |
| from chronic apathy, doomed herself to lie        |
| forever on the floor of her life as useless as an |
| appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound    |
| barbell in a steroid-free fitness center.         |
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| -- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad       |
\ fiction contest.                                  /
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