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/ There are three infallible ways of pleasing an   \
| author, and the three form a rising scale of     |
| compliment: 1, to tell him you have read one of  |
| his books; 2, to tell him you have read all of   |
| his books; 3, to ask him to let you read the     |
| manuscript of his forthcoming book. No. 1 admits |
| you to his respect; No. 2 admits you to his      |
| admiration; No. 3 carries you clear into his     |
| heart.                                           |
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\ -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"    /
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