make another!
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/ Delores breezed along the surface of her life \
| like a flat stone forever skipping along smooth |
| water, rippling reality sporadically but |
| oblivious to it consistently, until she finally |
| lost momentum, sank, and due to an overdose of |
| flouride as a child which caused her to suffer |
| from chronic apathy, doomed herself to lie |
| forever on the floor of her life as useless as an |
| appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound |
| barbell in a steroid-free fitness center. |
| |
| -- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad |
\ fiction contest. /
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